PORTRAYAL OF AN ARTIST
KALLE RYAN

Kalle Ryan is one of the most influential artists you have never heard of. Within the music business, his eclectic catalog of recordings are widely acknowledged as being among the most groundbreaking of all time. Never content to limit himself to simple definitions of genre or form, Ryan explores and reinvents his sound with every successive record. His list of thank-yous from other artists reads like a who's who of the music industry. Those very same artists are also his most ardent detractors. Love him or hate him, the recognition of this great artiste is long overdue. Below is the most comprehensive source of information on Kalle Ryan to be found anywhere on the web. [Due to the breadth of Kalle Ryan's work it will take us some time to complete this discography. For the best possible coverage please e-mail us any information you might have on any Kalle Ryan album, bootleg, compilation, or collaboration.]

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TITLE: Footsteps in Chalkdust
ARTIST: Kalle Ryan
YEAR: 1988

DESCRIPTION: Simple, lyric-intensive acoustic guitar songs dealing with the theme of time/transience.

"….an instant classic…." Playboy

"Subtlety masquerading as silliness. Unparalleled ingenuity."
Hanif Kureishi speaking on The South Bank Show

"Pure and hopeful in a way that only a debut album this honest could be."
Joe Jackson Irish Times

"…assured yet unassuming…" Newtown Review

     
TITLE: Was?
ARTIST: Kalle Ryan
YEAR: 1989

DESCRIPTION: Almost ambient, yet nevertheless highly melodic, atmospheric, poignant compositions.

"…eine neue Sprache der Musikwelt…" Peter Handke

"A brave change of pace that is bound to be misunderstood." James Lane Salt Lake Tribune

"…[Kalle Ryan] weaves a deceptively simple wall of sound." Modernity Now

"Ryan's sense of the tragic is almost unerring" Tracy Collins Observer

     
TITLE: Databank
ARTIST: Kalle Ryan
YEAR: 1993

DESCRIPTION: Discordant industrial techno infused with futuristic overtones.

"Magic! Like alchemy on vinyl" Jake van Eyck Alma

"He has an interesting sound that stays with you" Salman Rushdie

"Utan tvivel, årets härligaste nya skiva." Åsa Karlsson Expressen

"Excellent!" Johnny Richardson Cork Examiner

"…pseuds corner if ever I heard it…" Paul Bliss London Times

     
TITLE: I was just getting into that: b-sides and rarities
ARTIST: Kalle Ryan
YEAR: 1995

DESCRIPTION: Double album of previously unreleased tracks, cover versions and reworked b-sides from the period between 1990-1995.

"Poetic, profound and moving. The way music should be" Tony Young The Independent"

There's a hunger there like we haven't heard since Dylan or Springsteen in their heyday" Rich Salkind Rolling Stone

"Like an Irish Mamet with music" Bruce Lorenzo Melody Maker

"...Génial!…" Patrice Laguisquet Le Monde

     
TITLE: Office Politics
ARTIST: Kalle Ryan
YEAR: 1995

DESCRIPTION: High energy, socio-critical punk rock.

"My favourite record of the year" Bono

"…blurs the lines between music and emotion"
Rick Long Select

"Like the beautiful bastard child of Van Morrison's Astral Weeks and The Sex Pistols Never Mind the Bollocks"
Leo Stone Melody Maker

"Dickhead of the Year" Terry Morgan The Sun

     
TITLE: Midnight at Donington
ARTIST: Kalle Ryan
YEAR: 1996

DESCRIPTION: Heavy Metal.
"One of the worst metal albums ever" Barry Raynor Metal Hammer

"Djävligt bra." Magnus Hedberg Aftonbladet

"Awful, just awful." Jules Smith NME

"Hard thumping guitar riffs…heavy metal at its absolute best" Michael Holan Raw
     
TITLE: Dr. Livingstone I presume?
ARTIST: Kalle Ryan
YEAR: 1997

DESCRIPTION: Atmospheric, dark electronica containing authentic sound recordings of the jungle environment.

"Inspired lunacy" John Crowe Washington Post

"…this is the sound of synapses firing on all cylinders…" Phil O'Toole Bucketfan

"An outstanding musical achievement" Sheila Pontoon Maenad

"Rarely has an artist been so spectacularly misguided"
Larry Graves Outspan

     
TITLE: Flip You For Real
ARTIST: Kalle Ryan/David Bagnall
YEAR: 1997

DESCRIPTION: Sonic urban landscapes.
"…obvious ambient mastery. Sonic landscapes at their sweetest." Steve Graham Muzik

"This is an important album… Make no mistake, time will be kind to this work" Oisin Kelly Sister Morphine

"A convoluted web of unnecessary complexities. Far too clever for its own good" Gareth Nolan Irish Independent

"
A hypnotic record" Nick Cave musician/writer
     
TITLE: The Rambler
ARTIST: The Rambler
YEAR: 1999

DESCRIPTION: Highly abstract, experimental music by Kalle Ryan alter-ego known as The Rambler. Part one of the infamous Rambler Trilogy, which "collectively engage in the deconstruction of language, modernity and the self." This record is primarily concerned with the death of language and communication in the modern age.
"Postmodernism has a sound" Eamon Swift Hot Press

"…as if the lyrics were culled from a magnetic poetry set…" Jonathan Bowen Time Out

"Really exciting stuff" Thom Yorke speaking on Radio 1 Live

"With this recording, Ryan has reinvented the concept album. We might just have to come up with a new term to describe it." New York Press
     
TITLE: The Return of the Real
ARTIST: The Rambler
YEAR: 1999

DESCRIPTION: Part two of the Rambler Trilogy (see above). Dissonant, discordant, dark compositions played on a variety of non-traditional instruments. Thematically, this record deals with "the reassembling of fragments in an attempt to piece together a new starting point for meaning.".
"Not only is this record bad, it is an abomination of all that is decent in music and langage (sic)" Laura Schornstein Academia Now

"Too obviously entrenched in Frankfurt School philosophy, but a brave effort nevertheless" Kevin Hedges The Guardian

"As part of a broader trilogy, this record, with its insightful societal commentary, sets the bar very high indeed." Mike Long LA Times

"…progressively stupid. If that is possible?" Valerie Hill Village Voice
     
TITLE: Committed to Mediocrity
ARTIST: The Rambler
YEAR: 1999

DESCRIPTION: A double album and also the final album in the Rambler Trilogy. Somewhat more upbeat than its two predecessors, yet still highly cerebral, self-reflexive compositions. On this record, The Rambler closes out the trilogy by "deconstructing his own identity with his newfound language.".
"…snapshots of society at its newfound low ebb…" Michelle Hollis After Dark

"This is a journey through a mind that is trying to see the world anew through the eyes of a child" Adam Smith Q magazine

"
What it means to be human, as told by a lunatic preacher" Ronald Clark Evening Press

"
Never before has a record been so acutely self-reflexive… A triumph of enormous magnitude" Nigel Rowe Sunday Times
     
TITLE: French Aphrodisiaque
ARTIST: Kalle Ryan
YEAR: 2000

DESCRIPTION: Fun european style dance/house music.
"Awesome. The party record of the season" Debbie Coen Entertainment Weekly

"Påminner en faktist om en gammal Beatles skiva. Korta roliga låtar som alla kan lyssna på" Maria Johansson Svenska Dagbladet

"Super-Kalle-Fragelistic-Expialidocious!"
Annabel O'Rourke Sky Magazine

"French Aphrodisiaque is razor sharp. Pulls no punches and takes no prisoners" Lloyd Jones GQ